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Washington D.C. NFL Fan Says Team’s Performance Has Given Him Erectile Dysfunction
No, it’s not to the lawsuit stage: but expect that this week if the ‘Skins go to 3-8. The sports hosts at 106.7 The Fan in Washington D.C. posed a question to listeners on Tuesday: how has the Washington team’s woes ruined your life? The best response by far was from “Dave in Waldorf”, who confided:
“Now listen, I’m gonna tell y’all how they messed me up, man,” Dave said. “I put my heart and soul into these Redskins, man. The other day my girl wanted to have sex with me, I couldn’t even do it bruh. I’m just so hurt with these Redskins.”
“Hold on, you turned down sex because of the Redskins?” Holden asked.
“I think I’ve got ED or something man. I don’t know,” Dave said. “It’s because of these Redskins, man, I can’t do it.”
Sad, really. Poor dope.
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