“Round the house … pull it in … pull its pants down and spank it home.” Straight from the booth, right into our hearts. Dallas Stars announcer Daryl “Razor” Reaugh: thanks for being you.

Let’s ignore the fact that the guy who threw that elbow, Eric Staal, has a brother (Marc) who suffered a concussion on a hit that Eric actually delivered. Marc was hit by Eric in February of 2010, returned to appear in 15 games for the Rangers, then suffered a setback in the offseason and has not played yet this year.

The Flyers’ Scott Hartnell decided to celebrate his 26th goal of the season by punching the Leafs’ Dion Phaneuf in the face.

Nothing says “tough guy” like getting hit in the face by a hockey puck while maintaining your balance and remaining on your feet. Or, in this case, your skates.

As SportsGrid’s Video Assignment Editor, CJ Fogler’s main job is to grab potentially viral video moments as they happen. But he also takes a lot of screengrabs (and produces a number of animated GIFs) that don’t always make the site. Every Friday, we’re going to share a few of them with you.

Rarely have we seen six seconds of footage packed with more weirdness than those after the jump. They involve a hockey player hitting a coach with his stick…and the reactiosn make it even more bizarre.

Someone must have been out to get TSN’s Ray Ferraro, because he was caught not once, but twice with a hot mic. First, he was heard making fun of Dion Phaneuf’s “high-pitched” voice by dropping an f-bomb. Then, he got caught calling Paul Martin “terrible.” Whoops.

This is not the photo. We actually can’t show you the photo (it’s linked inside), because of its grisliness. What you see here is the ear of the Washington Capitals’ Matt Hendricks. Over the weekend, he took a puck that hit the glass…and then hit him. Hard. Much, much, much more disturbing link to the injury after the jump.