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Lassi Hurskainen is a professional soccer goalie. He hates spiders and night time and thunder. Lassi, meet Robert Helenius — a professional boxer who sounds like he ate an I.E.D. this morning.
Watch a boxer-viking punch a soccer ball the length of the field, below:
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